was rather good. Kudos to the Sec 3 Committee and to-be-Excos.

On the first day, we reported to the Junior Block Atrium at 7.30am. After moving to the raja block to set up our equipment, we were then briefed on how the camp was to be like. After the neccessary (and not to mention boring) administrative stuff, we set off for Katong.

After stoning in the 13 bus for like 45 minutes, we finally arrived.

Katong was quite an interesting place as there was a clear contrast of new and old, which fit our camp's theme: Culture, Trends and Changes. Kenneth actually spammed all his photos in black and white for the entire day.

I'm still too lazy to upload and edit the photos though. Marine Parade Central was next.

One of the new sec ones, Andre, actually asked:

"Is Marine Parade a parade, or a place?" FTW! (for the win)

There, the photos weren't as good as Katong for me. Maybe it was due to the fact I was too tired and thus too lazy to be running around and crouching @ weird angles. There were some nice architecture photos though.

Before I bore you all to death, may I add that we next travelled to Orchard to play LAN at one of the buildings there :) We played CS (Counter-strike) for the entire 2 hours there and needless to say, had a great time shooting people's heads off and kniving unexpecting newbies running around.

I knived 2, btw :D

After dinner, we went around Orchard to shoot some night photography. I had a great time playing with the light effects. I'll show you all a picture of the play of light next time. It's seriously pretty when there are pink, red and yellow and white lights all jumbled together. Andre had to stop at every 7-11 to "refuel" and "recharge" by buying high-sugar content drinks such as Pepsi, Coke, etc. No wonder he's fatpleasantly proportioned.

OH YES. I met this looney.

WARNING. If you meet this chinese woman aged about 40 odd who is about 158 and is anti-phones, she might be the one that i'm mentioning here. If you do, do not approach @ all costs. keep your handphones safe.

While I was happily typing an sms on my handphone with one hand, I spied the woman mentioned above striding towards me with this glare fit enough to match a cobra. When she was like 2 metres away from me, she suddenly lunged forward slightly and shouted (or rather, spat)

"Shut that f***ing phone off, you f***ing asshole!"

In this decibal that was audible like in a 7 metre radius in Orchard Road. What was more, let's pray she doesn't have any disease (apart from certain IMH-related brain damage) that is contagious through her acidic spit. Eww. I actually felt like a few droplets splashing all over my arm that was typing. I looked at her with that lazy and blur look that was, quite calm, and put down my phone.

She stalked off after that. I continued typing.

EPISODE II: THE NUT HEAD STRIKES BACK!

After about 2 minutes, she apparently decided to return to the scene of the crime. However, when she was like 15m behind us, I turned around and put my phone away. She wasn't aiming me though.

"SHUT OFF ALL YOUR F***ING PHONES! CAN'T YOU SEE THEY'RE CONTROLLING YOU? WHY DON'T YOU ALL JUST MOVE, YOU F***ING ASSHOLES?"

*note
The author apologises for the crudeness of language.

Then, she stalked off again. Everyone was stunned for like 2 seconds before walking (and using their handphones)

EPISODE III: THE "SECRET PLAN"

After returning to the scene for the third time, she screamed this time.

"STOP CONTROLLING HER, YOU F****ING PHONE. STOP LETTING HIM CONTROL YOU, YOU F****ING ASSHOLES!"

After that, she disappeared promptly and supposedly went into a shopping centre, never to be seen again.

Probably to buy the newest Nokia phones, I bet.

Brought to you by a 1st-hand account of a victim and survivor.

Day 2 tomorrow

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I'm going off to Escape Theme Park with Ruijie (who provided the free ticks!), Zeb, Pok and Ben Low tomorrow! Wooot.

Btw, check out pok's wordpress for nice (and some unintentional racist) jokes. Mr Dennis Au is dam pro btw. Check this out:http://www.ephilosopher.com/phpBB_14-action-viewtopic-topic-6732-start-0.html for reasons why.

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