2A CLASSIFIED:


Asforementioned, this blog post will explain about 2A's unique groupings and their titles. Also, this post will also try it's utmost to convey the author's diplomatic thoughts and opinions about this group.


DISCLAIMER: No intentional harm or insult is directed at anyone. Coughs.


And here I go, in no particular order at all. Note that I don't include all the groups, only those that are more "interesting".


Group 1: Gender-Questionable People (Which include people who proclaim themselves as "females" or "males", depending on the situation)

This group consists of people whose real genders are questionable. Although they are clearly in RI, a boy's school, they sometimes proclaim themselves as "sluts", showing that they are female. They also command a secret power known as "SCREAMING" which emits an ultrasonic ear-piercing scream that stuns everyone in the vicinity for a short while. They are also capable of using an attacking method that consists of shouting and screaming vulgarities at the same time.

Known deterrents: Using an mp3 Player to defend the noise (ear plugs), using parsley to stuff your ears, telling them that there's a GUCCI SALE at Orchard Road and watch as they rush off there.

Group 2: Sleepers

This group of people, once they enter class, have absolutely no intention to listen to the teacher droning on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on. Thus, they usually put their heads on the tables and start snoozing off to dreamland. Some sharp teachers occasionally spot them and instantly pwn them alive, but other blur and CMI teachers just cannot be bothered or dont even notice them sleeping and let them succeed with what they want to do for the entire day (excluding PE, Recess and Lunch) : SLEEP. This state of sleepiness is usually caused by prolonged hours of playing computer game throughout the entire night or just watching porn in certain cases. Also, some people just have natural tendencies to sleep more.

Known Deterrents: Banging on the table, calling for a teacher to notice (works in certain cases), drawing on the person, poking them, etc. If you can't beat them, join them! :)

Group 3: Pai Kias.

This group of people usually try to disrupt the lesson as much as possible by cutting off the teacher or making jokes that usually make the teacher either annoyed/amused and making the entire class laugh. However, this group does not work under a strict teachers that include the 2A Science teacher. Coughs. This group of people also rarely hand up their work and either get scolded or get away with it scot-free. They are also prone to bullying "muggers" or teasing playfully in a sense. Hah. Half of them are buaiya people, so beware before talking to them. Still, some of them are nice people underneath.

Known Deterrents: "EH, OVER THERE GOT CHIOBU!" all of them go "WHERE?!"

Group 4: No Lifers.

This vast group spans over certain miniority sections of people. This include those that play electronic devices such as handphones all day long or talk about computer games and play computer games the entire day. This also includes those that only know how to study, sleep, and eat. Talking to this group of people is either

a) sanity-destroying (too boring)

b) Gain lots of information

Known Deterrents: Show them how computer addiction can kill, and refer to guides by Ruijie why we should play Rubik's Cube instead of computer games.

Group 5: People who should be placed as R21 for Mature Thinking.

The above was just a euphemism for those people that are super horny. These guys like to disrupt the class by laughing at controversial words (such as, er, nevermind) and disrupt the class halfway by shouting horny words and making questionable noises. Where these guys get so much information about this rarely-talked about content, I do not know, and I do not want to find out. These guys also like to talk about girls, girls and more girls =.= Well at least they aren't gay. Be wary, for this contagious disease can be spread.

Known Deterrents: Introduce them to our friendly neighbourhood Bishan Gay, that stalks the KFC at Junction 8.

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Well, I didn't name any names, did I?

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